#MEwx Halloween decoration ideas

As Halloween gets closer you may be in need of some decorations that are new, innovative and don’t cost a fortune.

Here’s a few ideas for you.

 

Using your computer or a nice, dark, thick magic marker make a series of these signs to go in the grass on a stick next to your driveway or sidewalk.

 

Sign #1: CAUTION! Ghosts live here!

Sign #2: “Really, there are ghosts living here. Sure you want to come here?”

Sign #3: “I’d turn back if I were you!”

 

Sign for the front lawn: “This house protected by DRAGONS! Trust me, he has really bad breath.”

 

Next, go online and find a black and white picture of a goblin, paste it onto a few sheets of paper for your printer and put the following under the picture:

“MISSING: This is Muffy, my pet Goblin. She wandered away from the house two days ago. If you see her please let me know.

I live in the topmost spire of the Witches castle near the edge of town by the swamp.”

(Yes there’s a reward if you find her.)

 

Then post a few of them on the telephone poles around the neighborhood.

 

Also, you can make a few signs warning motorists that your street is a dinosaur crossing.

 

Next, and this one may cost you a few dollars, go to the local home improvement store and buy some styrofoam boards you can cut up to look like graveyard headstones.

Paint them grey and then dream up some spooky things to print on them. You know, things like:

“Here lays cousin Pruit. We all know he didn’t do it.”

 

“Wolfman lays here. See you next full of the moon”

 

“Most of the headless horseman is buried here.

If you find the rest of him, just put it on the grave, he’ll come to get it around midnight tonight.”

 

And don’t forget this sign to post around the neighborhood:

“To whoever stole my broom. IF you don’t return it before dawn I’ll find you! Do you really want to live the rest of your life as a toad?”

Yours truly, WWW (Wicked Witch of the West)